cool date idea:
1. come over to my place with your dog
2. leave your dog
3. go home
Flirting with girls just isn’t the same…
THIS SUMMER’S GONNA BE ALL ABOUT SURF, SAND, AND SHAKY PLOT STRUCTURE.
Finish reading More Accurate Titles for This Summer’s Movies
[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]
[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
Bella // Just Exist
Redditor mayflowers5 decided to show her enthusiasm for planetary destruction and life-long monogamous relationships in one beautiful gesture.
The best part about being a pro-choice, pro-equality feminist vegan atheist is the fact that I make people defensive just by existing
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