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8th April 2014

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lawebloca:

Fail win

Hey, you gotta twerk with what you got.

collegehumor:

lawebloca:

Fail win

Hey, you gotta twerk with what you got.

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3rd April 2014

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dorkly:

Honest Trailers: Game of Thrones

Bloodlines, Betrayal, Battles, and Booooobs.

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27th March 2014

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sadisticmagidan:

HE KNOWS TOO MUCH

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27th March 2014

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You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again.
— Azar Nafisi, Reading Lolita in Tehran (via v-irgi-n)

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27th March 2014

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cracked:

"Hope I’m not late to my steady job as a criminal."
29 Baffling Rules of Life in Video Game Universes

cracked:

"Hope I’m not late to my steady job as a criminal."

29 Baffling Rules of Life in Video Game Universes

20th March 2014

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Let me throw out this specifically very creepy science fiction scenario for you.

When people in a zoo or in a preserve will try to raise a panda from a baby, or try to raise a condor from a baby or whatever they have ways they can convince the other, because they are so much more intelligent than the creatures. They have all sorts of tools for convincing the creatures that they are one of them. Like they will let you feed them … you can even make yourself look like its mother or smell like its mother. And out in the wild even, you know, in many cases if you can make yourself smell perfectly like another gazelle you can walk around the gazelles, and they’re so dumb … they can smell a lion and they know it’s a lion, and they know to be alarmed. …
So it’s easy to fool them that you’re one of them. In a way that’s it’s impossible for them to detect.

So, if there was another species that wanted to study us the way we study gazelles or the way we study rare birds or whatever,
if they are that much smarter than we are than we are to the animals, they would absolutely have ways to walk among us in ways that are absolutely undetectable.
Even we wouldn’t see them at all, or else we would mistake them for a fellow human.

But the way we portray them in movies, like the aliens are sort of clumsy in how they do it, like they don’t know how to mimic human emotion or that they don’t understand love or they’re very robotic … We’re kind of insulting the aliens when we assume that. They’d be smart enough to come here and they’d be of much higher intelligence, but they wouldn’t be able to mimic our social cues.

Ok, just like we can smear animal urine over our own bodies in order to pass among them, they would totally know how to imitate love and charisma and all of those things.

So I think if they were here and watching us, if they were that much more advanced than we are, we would never know they’re here. We would not be capturing their ships on freakin’ camera phones or whatever.

They would pass among us completely undetected and we would never know until they chose to let us know.

David Wong (aka Jason Pargin) on the Cracked Podcast

I recommend listening to the whole thing — it’s a pretty interesting conversation overall. This was just my favorite excerpt. 

(via thegirlparachronism(quote starts around 55:20)

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9th March 2014

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so let me get this straight:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

image

girls are fucking badass.

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9th March 2014

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sextathlon:

The last one is my least favourite.

sextathlon:

The last one is my least favourite.

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17th February 2014

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10th February 2014

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10th February 2014

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10th February 2014

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